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A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his
mouth.
A young nurse appears to wash his hands and feet.
"Nurse...", he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles
black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies:
"I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet."
He struggles again and asks the nurse again : "are my testicles
black?"
Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis
in one and and his testicles in the other, takes a close look and says there's nothing wrong with them....."
Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies:
"That was very nice what you just did......but please........for the
last time......
Are-my-test-results-back ! ?"
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