Grappige verklaringen uit schadeformulieren:
- "Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have."
- "I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car."
- "I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, I found that I had a fractured skull.
- "The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him."