[Raceboy]

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I received a junk mail item today with the subject title: "You too can have Perfect Skin - Free Sample."

At the end of last semester, a fellow student complained about how he failed the English course. The teacher invited him to write a formal letter of complaint to the principal. I glanced at his letter to see how it was going. His first sentence read, "Dear Principal, it is infair and unpossible that I failed english."

My brother works for the Government of Transport in Belgium, and was hired 6 years ago. He finished the job he was hired for 5 years ago... and they failed to find him something else to do. So now he basically does nothing all day and receives a pretty good paycheck. In fact, a couple of months ago he got called by his boss because they found out he used the Internet too much, and the boss said, "I don't even know who you are, and I don't care, but you don't seem to have a real job around here. Could you just use the internet a little less?"

My old English teacher planned to give us a test, but we finally convinced her it would be more educational to watch a movie version of a book instead. So she got the video, but she couldn't get the DVD player to work. So we told her maybe it's cold. She sent for the technician to get her a hairdryer and used it on the video player. This went on long enough for us to get a photo of her blow-drying the video. It never did play.